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Гость
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Ха, я так и знала, что некоторые буду пресекаться! Я знала это!
Гггг, ладно, пытаясь не сгрызть себе пальцы по самые локти, я всё-таки уменьшила список до десяти.
Цитата:
DOUGLAS: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, we're now about half way through our flight from Hong Kong to Limerick. And I just thought I'd let you know that I am bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored! We're, unbelievably, still flying over Russia, which continues to be stupidly big, really enormous, far bigger than necessary. We've been in the air now for about a week. It doesn't look like we'll be landing until the last syllable of recorded time. So if anyone on board knows any card tricks, ghost stories or would like to have some sex, please do make your way to the flight deck. Thank you.
MARTIN: Err, ladies and gentlemen, I do…I do profoundly apologize for my first officer and his badly misjudged attempt at humour. I do hope you weren't distressed by his outburst. And, and let me just say, in his defence, that up here in the flight deck it is unbelievably bor-ring!
DOUGLAS: So boring!
MARTIN: So very, very, very, boring!
DOUGLAS & MARTIN: Bored!
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Мой фаворит:
Цитата:
- What a thoughtful gift! Now what’s the problem with young Arthur here?
- Ah the boy is trying to bring in this bowl of…this mainly chocolate thing. This we do not allow!
- Ahh I see. But surely, if he pays the new Anglo-Scandinavian mainly chocolate thing import tax, I heard about on the news…
- Ahh yes, yes, of course… One hundred Euros please
- One hundred? I heard it was about fifty!
- No, no, it is a hundred!
- Well, I was surprised when I heard it, so the next time it was mentioned, I listened really hard, and I definitely heard that it was seventy five.
- Okay, seventy five Euros please!
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Цитата:
C: Hercules, are you frightened of sheep?
H: No. No, I’m not, no.
C: Baaaaaa!
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Ну, тут, скорее вся фишка именно в том, как Кэролин это озвучивает)))
Цитата:
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The first violins will not sit together; the second violins will not sit apart. The harpist will ignore you unless your aura is orange; there is nothing you can do to make your aura more orange. The tubist must on no account be given alcohol; the conductor must at all times be given alcohol.
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Цитата:
M: Where's Carolyn?
D: Sharpening her teeth.
A: Brushing.
D: Brushing her teeth. Yes, sorry.
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*чиркает спичка*
Цитата:
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Can you smell smoke in the flight deck, captain?
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Цитата:
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That's the beauty of vodka - colourless, odourless, proof that God loves pilots. Or at least the Russians do.
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Цитата:
M: The alternate is Palermo, codenamed "Ouagadougou".
D: And if the real Ouagadougou is meant?
M: I really can't imagine circumstances under which we'll need to refer to the real Ouagadougou.
D: Alright, but a good pilot is prepared for any eventuality, however...
M: Alright! The code for the real Ouagadougou is "Ouagadougou Ouagadougou"!
D: Thank God we're not going to Baden Baden.
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Цитата:
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Hey, chief, I might be wrong, but I think we’re flying into a mountain. This makes me feel… scared of the mountain. One thing we could do is pull up and fly over the mountain. How does that sound to –
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