Фандом, страдающий от того, что ему недодали жену Барда, начал сочинять...что бы вы думали? "Сказки Озерного города"!
Мы с нашими "Сказками Дэйла" снова "впереди планеты всей".
Но очень сильно огорчает, что фандом принял, как должное, сценарную выдумку о том, что
На тумбе попалась маленькая зарисовка, косплеящая сцену Арагорна и Арвен из ВК:БК "Ты потомок Исильдура, но ты не Исильдур".
Tales of Lake-Town
When the words of the Master, and some townsfolk, about his ancestor failing to kill a dragon, finally get to him, Bard finds himself doubting the hero his mother made Girion out to be. He gets a much needed talk from his childhood crush.
“It wasn’t Girion fault.”
Eira’s soft voice cut though Bard’s thoughts, turning his attention from the lake to her. Her large brown eyes stared down at him before she sighed and sat down next to him. He grunted, leaning his elbows on his knees, his legs hanging off of the dock. Her foot nudged his, most likely wanting him to say something.
“I know.”
“You say that, but you don’t believe it.”
He let his hands form into fist. What else was he surpassed to believe? All around him he was told that because his ancestor didn’t kill the dragon, everything was destroyed. It’s all he was ever told, expect by his mother, even by his own father when he was drunk.
A smaller, paler hand covered his own. Bard couldn’t help the tried sigh that he let out.
“Eira-“
“An entire Dwarven army couldn’t take the dragon.” Her head turned all different angles to catch his eyes. When she caught them, Bard found he couldn’t look away. “Even the great Elvenking wouldn’t face the beast.”
“I know, but-“
“He stayed, Bard. When everyone else ran, he stayed and gave his life trying to defend not only Dale but Erebor as well.” She moved closer to him, their thighs touching, and leaned her head on his shoulder. “He was a hero.”
Leaning his cheek on her head, Bard found himself smiling a little.
Um. Yeah. So, I was bored and this happened. Um.
I also kinda thought that Bard would have major insecurities about Girion during his early life (teens/young adult).
Again, um, yeah.
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Сообщение от Addams
Дварфи, она ничего такого не подразумевает. вроде. Просто "Пап, ты что, хранил супер-пупер-легендарное оружие в овощах?"  |
Перечитала - ага, померещилось просто...
"сделала стойку" на Люка-Дракулу и связки чеснока, развешанные по всему Эсгароту.
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Сообщение от Лора
Сложный ассоциативный ряд.
Это они, значит, намекают, что Бард будет сам себя убивать в том фильме, где сыграет Дракулу.
Затейливо!  |
*Глубокомысленно*
Это подарок толкинистам - отсылка к Сильму, намек на самоубийство Турина...во у меня глюки сегодня!