Лора - наверняка написали, но надо читать. А я пока что не в теме - последние два дня мониторила фики по другому фэндому. Пока могу предложить только свой
хулиганский драббл про Тауриэль и Некроманта. Написала сразу после подтверждения, что Бэн будет играть еще и эту роль. Но все-таки это стеб, а не чистый, как слеза, оригинальный продукт...
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...раз пошла такая пьянка - вот еще один кроссовер. Это кусок оригинальной "Охоты на Снарка" Льюиса Кэролла, который потребовал минимальной переделки.
``Just the place for a Smauglock!'' Thorin had cried,
As he landed his crew with care;
Supporting each dwarf on the top of the tide
By a finger entwined in his hair.
``Just the place for a Smauglock! I have said it twice:
That alone should encourage the crew.
Just the place for a Smauglock! I have said it thrice:
What I tell you three times is true.``
``Who is the Buglar who carries no boots
Who boasts his skill is immense.
Let him open that Door and value the goods
Kill the Smauglock and stop the suspense! ``
``The rest of my speech`` (he explained to his men)
``You shall hear when I've leisure to speak it.
But with Smauglock at hand, let me tell you again!
'Tis your glorious duty to seek it!
``For Smauglock's a peculiar creature, that won't
Be caught in a commonplace way.
Do all that you know, and try all that you don't:
Not a chance must be wasted to-day!``
Then a scream, shrill and high, rent the shuddering sky,
And they knew that the danger was near:
King Thorin turned pale to the tip of its beard,
And even our Bilbo felt queer.
But while he was reaching for his ring of gold,
A Dragon had swiftly drew nigh
And grabbed at Bilbo and his shards of hope
...but ended with bang on the head with the pot
that Bilbo had brought for the Shire!..
In the midst of the word John was trying to say,
In the midst of his laughter and glee,
He has suddenly given the Dragon a hug -
For the Smauglock was Sherlock, you see.