[Water Lily]

Part 6

24 February 2001

If your home caught fire, which items would you save?

If my house caught fire I would save myself and anyone in there and I would try and save all the dairies and letters that I have collected as everything else is replaceable. And I would sit on the lawn watching my house burn cherry red and record it in my diary!!

If you read anybody's diary, whose would it be?

Oh, a moralistic question. I suppose I should say that would be an invasion of privacy and I would never do it. But I think if I had the choice I should like to read Buddha's diary and see if along the way he may record the "answer" so I may find Nirvana via a shortcut!!

If you were invisible for an hour, where would you go and what would you do?

Ermm..ahhh look I am a guy, use your imagination. I can't write it down. I can get put away for less!!

What irritates you the most?

Racism, sexism, homophobia, ignorance. I am irritated by all these things alot. Also, having no beer in the fridge and losing a girls number that you really liked.

What would you uninvent?

I would uninvent Hitler's mum. And guns, and broccoli.

Have you ever had your heart broken?

I have been heartbroken once and it has affected all my relationships from there on. But now I look at it as a occupational hazard. If you are in the meat market at some point you are gonna get mad cows disease.

What has been your most romantic gesture ever?

I am sure there has been hundreds but right now, I can't think of one...eek

When did you last cry, and why?

I balled my eyes out to Billy Elliot last week and Lighe (Elijah Wood) and I are gonna watch it again tonight. So I will keep you informed on the Wood waterworks.

What has been the lowest part of your life so far?

Lowest part of my life was either splitting up with my first girlfriend and losing all my mates, or the year before last when 3 of my grandparents died.

What is your greatest extravagance?

Greatest extravagance easy clothes. And good food.

How would you like to be remembered?

I would like to be remembered as someone who could make people laugh. I would just like to be remembered really.