My goodness it feels lovely to be a gangsta
A real Cambridge-ass Shakespearean-actor-gangsta plays his parts right
A real Cambridge-ass gangsta-actor is always polite
‘Cuz real Cambridge-ass actors don’t start fights
And other actors who try really hard
Bless, but it’s just that no one knows ‘em
But real Cambridge-ass actors don’t talk about penises
Cuz real gangsta-ass actors just show ‘em (but only in real tight pants yo)
And everything’s cool in the mind of a Cambridge-gangsta
Cuz Cambridge-ass gangstas think in ancient Greek
Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7
'cause real gangsta ass actors don't sleep (cuz we run at 5 am in the morning)
And all that I shall say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, fornicating, ass-kissing prankstas
I’m so sorry darling for saying those naughty words
My goodness it feels lovely to be a gangsta
My goodness it feels lovely to be a gangsta
Doing work for UNICEF and helping raise awareness
Although I was born in cloudy England
Now I’m in Toronto shooting kinky-ass scenes in my bareness
My goodness it feels good to be a gangsta
I mean one that you really think you know.
Ridin’ around London in a fast-ass Jaguar
Puttin on my horns pretending that I’m Lo (ki)
Now gangsta-ass actors come in all shapes and colors
Some got canned in the past
But this gangsta here is a smart one
Started doing too much for the fans and so I’ll last
And all that I shall say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, misogynistic or mean curs (bless)
When someone misquotes Othello whatcha gonna do?
Goodness, it feels good to be a gangsta
My goodness it feels lovely to be a gangsta
Doing work for UNICEF and helping raise awareness
Although I was born in cloudy England
Now I’m in Toronto shooting kinky-ass scenes in my bareness
