Вот, собственно, единственный имеющийся у меня в наличии отчет одной барышни.
Еще на TORN появился линк на сайт с информацией, но сайт прилег, наверное, в связи с количеством ломанувшихся на него товарищей с TORN
.
I was in the second row at the Garneau and got an excellent view (and, hopefully, some good pics) of Billy. Our poor sweetie had mostly lost his voice (probably our dry air) and had to speak in a husky almost-whisper that sounded verrry sexy. He quickly introduced the shorts (I swear I cannot remember what he said; I think it was the usual kind of thing about how it's wonderful to be able to share films with other countries and he hoped we like the shows, etc).
The first show was Sniper 470. The Billy-wanking scene was actually quite good: you get to see him stroke himself several times before he gives up. And I have to say I wouldn't have wanted to whack off to that virtual reality chick either - she had the pointiest, floppiest, weirdest tits I have ever seen. And although I am completely obsessed with Billy and *thought* I wanted to know absolutely everything about him, I realized that I didn't actually need to know what faces he makes when he takes a dump.
The other shows were fairly good too, especially Cry for Bobo or whatever the clown one was called - it was hilarious. They only showed us 6 films instead of 8; apparently 2 of them were never sent to Canada or something. Not a huge deal I guess, since I'm sure most of us were there for Billy, but it strikes me as something they should have known about in advance and not advertised incorrectly.
I won't take up space and time talking about the other films except to say that my best friend and I decided that in addition to the traditional pastimes of smoking and drinking, the other two major themes of Scottish life seem to be taking a crap and beating small animals to death, activities which were featured in several of the shorts.
to be cont'd