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If you were a Hobbit, your name would be Jwbrylla Goldworthy
and if you were a (female) Man, your name would be Eloisa
and if you were an Elf, your name would be Eowilindë
and if you were a Dwarf, your name would be Clallyra
and if you were an Orc, your name would be Bigdush
Your nearest Tavern might be called The Zoo
and your sword would be called Alaling
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Сижу я в кино.Сзади,сбоку девушки.Открывается дверь норы- на пороге Торин.Такой вздох, будто купидон всех расстрелял.Актера подобрали хорошо (с)
Life is simple, life is good when you're living like you should
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