If you were a Hobbit, your name would be Brwnoic Cotton
and if you were a (female) Man, your name would be Onyveth
and if you were an Elf, your name would be Sуwen
and if you were a Dwarf, your name would be Gwulla
and if you were an Orc, your name would be Pogdush
Your nearest Tavern might be called The Hellish Day Inn
and your sword would be called Althail
Все бы ничего, но вот хоббичье емя мне ни в жисть не выговорить
