If you were a Hobbit, your name would be Clodda Mugwort
and if you were a (female) Man, your name would be Ethiawien
and if you were an Elf, your name would be Tathiel
and if you were a Dwarf, your name would be Braena
and if you were an Orc, your name would be Vragor
Your nearest Tavern might be called The Singing Hobbit
and your sword would be called Aldril
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