Я рада, что вам понравилось.
Продолжение. Это будет такой очень вольный пересказ фильма.
That night they slept in Strider's room, close by each other's side.
It was a great, erotically stimulating sight.
Then crazy Nazgul shrieks came from the empty hobbits' beds.
The Nazgul tore the mattresses since they were very mad.
And then they went to Rivendell, with pony Bill in tow
The Strider must have stolen him in Bree the night before.
The hungry hobbits begged to have a second breakfast feast,
But Strider was a merciless and grudging cruel beast.
At night they came to Weathertop, a scary-looking place.
And Strider left the guys alone, he couldn't care less.
But where did he go, you'll ask, when it was dark and late?
Most probably, his girlfriend asked him out on a date.
Unsupervised, the hobbits thought they’d barbeque some meat
Then Frodo put the fire out and burned his hairy feet
But anyway, it was too late, with all the noise they're making.
The Nazgul showed up again: their horses smelled the bacon.
They were in hoods, they stomped their boots, and hissed with all their might
The hobbits sensed this would not be a very peaceful night.
And Frodo fell on his behind, and gave his frightened look.
This scene is not exactly what is written in the book.
It's one of many, many scenes where Frodo would fall over,
Or have a weird unfocused look as if he has hangover
Or whine and roll his big blue eyes as if he's had a seizure
Relax again you Tolkien fans, it is Director's Vision.
Есть еще ценные контрибуции пера TheHutt. Надо получить у него разрешение на распространение.