Да-да, Ремм, это все тебе!
Вспомнилось, когда я читала
транскрипт закадровых комментариев актеров к FOTR SEE, там был такой смешной кусок про Элайджу. Я обхохоталась, когда читала это. Элайджа такой доверчивый был, не знаю как сейчас, может уже и не верит всему подряд
Вот тот кусочек про игру "Tig", в которую его другие ребята играть учили. Кто сможет, переведите плз, на русском это тоже смешно будет
ELIJAH: Speaking of game making, what was the name of the fake game that y'all tried to get me into?
SEAN A: [laughing]
BILLY: Oh! Tig.
DOM: Tig? Tag?
ELIJAH: Tig.
SEAN A: That was good.
ELIJAH: Oh my god.
BILLY: Tig. I was when we were filming Weathertop. And myself and DOM just started tigging each other y'know, touching each other going, "Tig. Tig." Just like, for no reason. And then SEAN came over-
SEAN A: Slightly different from Tag.
BILLY: And he came over and started doing it as well. And then we'd say "Tig-tig. Tig-tag." Like for no reason.
DOM: Tog-tig.
BILLY: And then ELIJAH came over and said "What are you guys doing?" said, "Oh, we're playing a game called Tig." He says how do you play? And then we spent like the next two hours making up rules.
ELIJAH: And they're trying to teach me, and of course I was getting everything wrong because they were making it up as they went along.
SEAN A: He couldn't follow the game as the three of us were forever frustrated that he wasn't following these new rules that we were continuing to make up.
DOM: So we would play. The three of us were constantly getting it right. Every time. ELIJAH tried a new way of tigging someone, we'd say "No ELIJAH, you can't tig on a tog" "You can't tag on a tig" "You have to do an elephant impression if you're gonna tig BILLY" [SEAN A cracking up] "And if BILLY's going to tig you back you have to get on your knees and take your trousers down."
BILLY: How many times ELIJAH you can't double tig a tag. [Laughter]
DOM: And for like three weeks he was saying how much he enjoyed playing Tig-
SEAN A: He wanted to get the rulebook didn't he?
BILLY: But do you remember we forgot to say it was a wind up? And it was like a year later he says, "Why do we never play Tig?"
{Laughter]
ELIJAH: Then they finally let the cat out of the bag. My whole world came shattering down on me when they told me that was a lie. Cause for a whole year I believed that that was a real game and then they told me. [Elijah Wood is the most gullible creature on earth.]
BILLY and DOM: Sorry ELIJAH.
ELIJAH: What else was not true? That's what I was asking.
SEAN A: It undermines the integrity of the entire relationship, I agree.
ELIJAH: That's what I think.
DOM: It was part of the whole bonding experience.
BILLY: Yeah, although me and DOM are actually just lies.
SEAN A giggles.
DOM: Yeah, big bag of lies
SEAN A: Not that big a bag.