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Простите, что вклиниваюсь, но Шантэль предложила интересное решение для очередного воображаемого мюзикла по ВК. Она взяла арии из реальных англоязычных мюзиклов и подогнала их под содержание ВК. Самое интересное, что подгонка в основном состояла лишь в распределении партий, в тексте в большинстве случаев НИЧЕГО изменять не пришлось <img src="images/smilies/wink.gif" border="0" alt="">

"Итак, господа...вдохновившись нашим сегодняшним разговорм в метро я покопалась в своей памяти...и у меня получилось несколько вполне полноценных сцен и арий из предлагаемого мюзикла..в некоторых песнях даже текст почти менять не надо.


Итак...

Ария Саурона
(сейчас ремарки по действию писать сил нет, но господа режиссеры, вам флаг в руки)

Sauron:

In the dark of the night
I was tossing and turning.
And the nightmare I saw was as bad as can be
It scred me out of my wits,
A corpse falling to bits.
Then I opened my eyes and the nightmare

Chorus:
Da-da-da-dum...

Sauron:
was...me!!!
I was once the most mystical man
In all Middle Earth.
When Isildur has killed me,
He made a mistake!!!
My ring made this idiot pay!
But one little scab got away!
Little Frodo, beware, Sauron is awake!!!

Chorus:

In the dark of the night
Evil will find you!
In the dark of the night,
Just before dawn!

Sauron:

Revenge will be sweet,
When the curse is complete!
In the dark of the night,
I will win!
I can feel that my powers
Are slowly returning.
Tie my sash and
A dash of cologne for that smell!
How I wish I could see Elrond's face
When he'll have to crawl to my place
You'll Beg for mercy, Elrond, your grace!
But I'll say :Farewell!

(To Nazguls)
Come my minions, rise for your master!
Let your evil shine!
Find the ring, yes,
Ride ever faster!
In the dark of night, in the dark of the night,
IN THE DARK OF THE NIGHT!
It'll be MINE!!!



Ария Голлума


*печально и вкрадчиво, порой с надрывом*

Stranger than you dreamt it,
Can you even dare to look,
Or bear to think of me,
This loathsome Gollum,
Who burns in Moria, but secretly,
Yearns for Mandos, secretly..secretly...
Oh..my...precioussssss.....

But...dear can turn to love,
You'll learn to see, some goodness here,
Behind the moster, this...
Distorted Gollum...
Who seems a beast, but secretly...
Dreams of beauty...secretly..secretly....

Oooooh....my...precioussssss....


Начало Арии Леголаса.


I look handsome, I look smart,
I am a walking work of art,
Such a dazzling bow with many arrows,
How I love my bow with many arrows,
I can shoot one, and two and three orcs at a go...

Дуэт умирающего Боромира и Арагорна

Bormir: (страдальчески протягивая руки к склонившемуся над ним Арагорну)


Don't you fret,
My dear Aragorn,
I don't feel any pain...
The little fall of rain...
Can hardly hurt me now...
You're here...that's all I need to know.
And you will keep me safe..
And you will keep me close...
And rain...will make the flowers grow...

Aragorn (исполненный санитиментов, сгребая Боромира в охабку)

But you will live, my friend!!!
Dear God above!
If I could close your wounds with words of love..

Boromir (в ответ, флегматично)

Just hold me now,
And let it be...
Shelter me...
Comfort me...

Boromir & Aragorn

Don't you fret, dear Boromir/ Aragorn
You/I don't/won't feel any pain..
The little fall of rain
Can hardly hurt you/me now.
Boromir:
My blood will wash away what's past...
And you will keep me safe...

Aragorn:
Hush, I'll stay with you till you're alseep

Bormir:
And you will keep me close...

Aragorn: I swear I will...

Boromir (с надрывом)
I'll sleep in your embrace, at last...

Those bloody orcs stole the litttle ones away...
And done me in, I feel it's not my day...
You are my king...you are my lord...
To die like this..is..my reward...

Aragorn:

You would live a hundered years...
If I could show you how...
I won't desert your now...


Boromir:
Some love won't hurt me now...
You're here...


Aragorn:
I'm here...

Bormir:
That's all I need to know..
And you will keep me safe...
And you will keep me close..
And rain...

(dies...)

Araggorn (alone)

And rain...
Will make the flowers...
Grow.



Elrond's Dream


I dreamt...
I met a little hobbit...
A most amazing thing...
He had that look,
You very rarely find...
A very frightened kind...




Frodo's aria


Will nyone come with me?
Pippin?
Merry?
Sam

Will none of you wait with me?
Pippin?
Merry?
Sam?


I only want to say,
If there is a way,
Take this ring away from me.
For I won't want to test it's power
Feel it claim me,
I have changed,
I'm not as sure as when we started... "