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The pair managed to rent a house, where they stuck it out for a few days. "They sent a chopper to airlift us out - even worse than a Dakota!" says Bean, visibly appalled. "It was still raining and we were flying through mountain passes and the windscreen wipers were going like mad. I said: 'Can't you just drop us there in that field?', but they wouldn't. I was gripping Orlando's kneecap so hard I must have nearly broken it. He was saying: 'It's OK' but he still takes the piss out of me for that."