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In a mountain cave, there is a deadly struggle between two companies: Thorin's company (the good, the honest, the glorious) and the goblins (the bad, the ugly, the lying and treacherous). The fight goes on with changing success: arrows are flying, spears are breaking, lightning bolts are flashing. Suddenly it looks like the dwarves are about to win the battle.
At this moment the hideous leader of the goblins steps forward. Before him, he is holding the beautiful Bilbo Baggins as a shield. The goblin king puts a club to his head and declares with a nasty voice that dwarves put the weapons on the ground, or else the hobbit is to be killed.
Gandalf looks saddened in the eyes of Thorin: "how sad that it has come this way!" Thorin looks long and saddened in the eyes of Gandalf: "yes, friend, we were so close to victory!" Gandalf and Thorin look in the eyes of the Dame Edna: "we will die, but we will die honourably".
After that, the company are chained up to a great iron ring on the floor. The hideous Sir Les Patterson pushes a button and the ceiling begins slowly to lower down in order to crush the company.
Magneto and Guy of Gisbourne look in the eyes of Dr Watson.
Fade to black.